Watch the Full Ferris Bueller Commercial

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YES.

Also I may need to watch Ferris Bueller’s Day Off now.

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cleansweepfive:

THE COLD LIGHT OF DAY

Henry Cavill, Bruce Willis, & Sigourney Weaver

While on vacation in Spain a young Wall Street trader’s family is kidnapped. With only hours to find them, he must uncover a government conspiracy and its connection to his father’s secrets.

In which Blaine doesn’t realize his brother works for the CIA.

#he’s also an art thief in his spare time

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thetardis:

thedayisdunn:

velocipedestrienne:

Ugh you guys I was so confused for like ten seconds. Apparently I’ve forgotten how to read headlines.

It took me about fifteen seconds.

The Doctor is in jail?

Not only is he in jail, he apparently assisted in the Bin Laden raid FROM jail.

thetardis:

thedayisdunn:

velocipedestrienne:

Ugh you guys I was so confused for like ten seconds. Apparently I’ve forgotten how to read headlines.

It took me about fifteen seconds.

The Doctor is in jail?

Not only is he in jail, he apparently assisted in the Bin Laden raid FROM jail.

6 stages of fangirling

  1. discovery
    “who is that sex god and why haven’t i noticed him before”
  2. research
    “i have to find out everything about him omg what is his full name what is his birthday do you think he has a wife does he have children does he like jam does he like cats i wonder what photos there are of him is he even real omg”
  3. obsession
    “i love him so much omg what you like him too no you can’t have him he’s mine no i must collect everything relevant to him i need it all he’s mine MINE”
  4. plotting
    “hello google can i have a recipe for the strongest love potion in the world thank you or can you just give me a list of ways to successfully seduce a man that’d be great”“  
  5. depression
    “i hate you you’ve ruined my entire life why are you so perfect why don’t you know me why does everything suck omg my life is over and it’s all your fault”
  6. acceptance 
    “i have accepted that i will never know you but i will continuously love you and i am okay with that” 

I think I get stuck in stage five ALL THE TIME. Like, a celeb crush of mine reaches I HATE YOU, YOU STUPID LIFE RUINER levels and then I almost never make it past cursing at every life-ruining picture I see of them, lol.

Or like, I’ll think I’ve gotten pretty zen about a given celeb and then they’ll say something or give a particularly awesome performance or do a particularly life-ruining photoshoot and I’ll just be like DAMMIT, I HATE YOU let me love you.

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pardon my possible tmi (gentlemen may wish to skip this post?), but BRA SHOPPING SUCKS.

And like, I don’t want to go without a bra, because my ladies need the support. Which is actually part of the problem.

I am actually really confused by this problem, too.

It seems like I can find places that stock EITHER large cup sizes OR large band sizes, but NOT BOTH.

THIS DOES NOT MAKE SENSE TO ME.

Plus if it’s hard to find ANY places that sell my size bras (46G, if you’re wondering) at all, it’s basically IMPOSSIBLE to find places that sell bras in my size that are ACTUALLY CUTE. I mean just because I’m fat doesn’t mean I don’t want cute bras. I’m not even having sex and that doesn’t mean I don’t want cute bras!

I JUST WANT CUTE BRAS. I actually don’t even care right now if the actual cups are cute, I just want some cute bra STRAPS, so that I can wear things with which my bra straps might show (like tank tops or boat-neck tops or a strapless dress with a not-opaque shrug-thing etc) and have said showing bra straps actually be cute!

And it would really, really help if I could find these mythical 46G-but-still-cute bras FOR A REASONABLE PRICE. By which I mean, you know, under $50. I AM POOR, I CANNOT AFFORD TO SPEND MORE ON BRAS THAN I SPEND ON JEANS FFS. Jeans are expensive enough!

IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK? IS IT REALLY?

If you have a similar problem and you have actually found a solution, please let me know?

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moraniarty:

fyeahgatisstweets:

Mark Gatiss, everyone.

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- I need you to do one more thing for me. 
- Yeah? 
- Trust me, Chuck. 

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