I mean REALLY.

I will be IN. MY. BUNK.

But I think I shall wait to continue watching your show until I know whether or not you’re endgame because much as I’m sure I would enjoy all of Bo’s other sexcapades with Lauren and whoever else, OH MY GOD DYSON/BO. They would clearly end up on my list of ultimate feeeeeeeeeeeeeelings-inspiring otps (um I watched a scene from 1x12 on YouTube where Dyson is all “I don’t want to share you and I AM YOURS” and Bo is all “squeeeee!” and UGH FEELINGS and I didn’t even watch the interim stuff, lol) and I just can’t afford another one right now what with the likes of Matthew/Mary and Prince Charming/Snow White and Tony/Ziva pushing me off the deep end, lol.

PS HIS TATTOOS. UNF.