6 stages of fangirling

  1. discovery
    “who is that sex god and why haven’t i noticed him before”
  2. research
    “i have to find out everything about him omg what is his full name what is his birthday do you think he has a wife does he have children does he like jam does he like cats i wonder what photos there are of him is he even real omg”
  3. obsession
    “i love him so much omg what you like him too no you can’t have him he’s mine no i must collect everything relevant to him i need it all he’s mine MINE”
  4. plotting
    “hello google can i have a recipe for the strongest love potion in the world thank you or can you just give me a list of ways to successfully seduce a man that’d be great”“  
  5. depression
    “i hate you you’ve ruined my entire life why are you so perfect why don’t you know me why does everything suck omg my life is over and it’s all your fault”
  6. acceptance 
    “i have accepted that i will never know you but i will continuously love you and i am okay with that” 

I think I get stuck in stage five ALL THE TIME. Like, a celeb crush of mine reaches I HATE YOU, YOU STUPID LIFE RUINER levels and then I almost never make it past cursing at every life-ruining picture I see of them, lol.

Or like, I’ll think I’ve gotten pretty zen about a given celeb and then they’ll say something or give a particularly awesome performance or do a particularly life-ruining photoshoot and I’ll just be like DAMMIT, I HATE YOU let me love you.

(Source: hananananargh, via mystic-blood)

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